Ruler nalang ang ‘straight’ sa panahon ngayon

AGREE OR DISAGREE? 🙂

Of course, don’t interpret the title literally. For the uninitiated, the word “straight” has turned out to become a slang that refers to a heterosexual male or female. Meaning, walang bahid ng anumang lansa. Chos! Haha! On the other hand, crooked is the exact opposite which refers to a gay person, whether homo or bi.

I asked a girl friend of mine who btw, is undoubtedly gorgeous: Oi, single ka pa rin pala?

Friend: OO Pat. Uga oi. Ubos na matitinong lalaki nowadays. Pano ruler nalang straight sa panahon ngayon. Meron ngang pogi, pero ang hanap.. POGI RIN.

And I was like: ?#%&?!^%&>? HAHAHA

These past few weeks, I’ve been bombarded with many statements via tweets or Facebook posts that all boil down to this: RULER NALANG ANG “STRAIGHT” SA PANAHON NGAYON.

I have to agree with the statement though. From high end malls like Abreeza or SM Lanang, zen coffee shops/ bar and posh restaurants to public markets and downtown banketas, merong crooked.

Kahit saan ka nga naman tumingin, ‘crooked’ people are everywhere. In fact, I wrote the Epekto ng Pagdami ng Bading last year to explain the effects of the booming LGBT population and its impact to the society. (Joke lang ang impact na part, maka-OA lang. Haha) Kahit sa TV andaming nachi-chismis diba, in fact para sakin ang iba, confirmed. Enchong? Piolo? LOL

SEE FOR YOURSELF. OBSERVE.

TINGIN SA SURROUNDINGS MO and CHECK.

SIYARO MASKI ISA WALA? WHO KNOWS, YANG KATABI OR NASA HARAPAN MO NGAYON..CROOKED DIN PALA?

LOL Kiddin’, baka magalit sakin yang katabi mo ngayon! Haha!

Soooo dear friends and readers.. YOUR THOUGHTS? Ruler na nga lang ba ang straight sa panahon ngayon? Haha

I’ll be happy to read your input friends! 🙂

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Jan - Patrik

Patrik is a 25 year old Certified Public Accountant working as an external auditor at a top audit firm in Makati, Philippines. He loves solo traveling, volleyball, Harry Potter and of course, blogging.

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