Looking for a job? I’m currently hiring!
DURATION: FEBRUARY 14, 2013 to XXX (depends on the outcome) 🙂
JOB DESCRIPTION: My Valentine’s Day Date should make me feel loved and special during that day. LOL It’s not that I don’t feel loved in some other days of the year huh. I’m referring to the romantic or passionate lovers’ love on that day. HAHAHA Succesful applicant is expected to be with me ALL THE TIME. Then if things work out right, we’ll be renewing contract every other day. 😀
QUALIFICATIONS:
- 20-24 years old
- College graduate, FRESH(read: fresh) graduates are very much welcome to apply
- Fair-skin, short hair, singkit ang mata
- Mature enough to handle possible relationship LOL
- Experience not required, but an advantage
- No perverts please.. BUT NEGOTIABLE. *wink* HAHAHA
SALARY: No financial compensation will be given, just my PURE AND UNCONDITIONAL LOVE AND LOYALTY! PAK!
CONTRACT SIGNING WILL START AFTER A PRIVATE ASSESSMENT OF SOME CONFIDENTIAL STUFF. 🙂
DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE MY VALENTINE’S DAY DATE? JOIN NOW!
Note: I just recycled that picture in my old Hiring: Christmas Uyab post. HAHAHA
